I'm not saying it's ugly, just insane

"1989 PORSCHE 911, 82K mi, C4 conv to a 97 steel widebdy Pwr evrythng Recent cltch New lthr Crbon fiber New flr mats Save on tax/tags/insurance NON TURBO, $21,900, 720-530-3798"

Rear Quarter looks like an NSX!

Ronald McDonald drives a 996?

I am expecting plenty of French Fries underneath those floor mats.

914-6 GT: GREAT. Speed Yelow: GROSS.

Why couldn't this have been green or orange?

959 Targa!

"Up for bid here is a 1975 Porsche 911s Targa that has been modified to look like a 959 Porsche. This Unique Sports Car is in Excellent Condition and ready for the road. This car started life as a 1975 911s Targa, a nice car in it's own right, and about ten years ago the current owner started a 6 year project and spent many, many thousands of dollars to have this 911 modified into a car people dream about owning; a Porsche 959. He hired a well known local Porsche expert to perform the transformation that not only included the all the modifications you see to the body, (yes, he used a Getty body kit) but also upgraded the chassis to include a 1983 911sc 3.0L engine with 32,000 miles on it. He also installed new glass throughout the car and new interior upholstery. Just 4 years ago the body project was completed and quite a bit of mechanical work was done to make this car ready for the road and a pleasure to drive. This work included: a new fuel injection system, engine tune-up, new wheels and tires, rebuilt pedal assembly, a new clutch, new brake pads and rotors, front & rear hood support struts, and some of the dash instruments were also rebuilt. In 2002 & 2003 this car received new, updated Timing Chain Tensioners, Bilstein Shocks in the rear, a New (not rebuilt) alternator, new steering column bearings, a rebuilt shifter assembly, and a new ignition lock. The odometer on this car shows 32,000 miles but the true mileage is unknown. This car turns heads everywhere it goes and is a lot of fun to drive. Now it can be yours! "

"Mr. Dopke created a few 935 copies and other 911 variants in his day…."

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Vehicle Description
OK here we have an unusual Porsche for your consideration. Before we start I’ve sold a few Porsches on ebay with great results….everyone happy! I’m not a car dealer just a hobby guy and I feel with the advent of technology and the internet that the Porsche community has become a SMALL WORLD online….selling a car online is like selling cars in a small town….your reputation follows you !!! With that said I strive to fully disclose all known issues with my cars.

This beast is a 1986 carrera cabriolet with extensive modifications. Most of you know that Porsche did not make Turbo Cabs in 1986. From what I can gather this was essentially a low option carrera cab from the factory. In the late eighties the car underwent a major modification/ turbo conversion by Dave Dopke’s Bavarian Coach Works in Ohio. Some of you may know that Mr. Dopke created a few 935 copies and other 911 variants in his day….you can read a little about him here:

http://www.johnstarkeycars.com/pages/for_sale/935K3_Y.html
(This link used with permission of John Starkey Cars....thanks John !)

Body:
The workmanship on this car is exquisite…factory steel turbo quarter panels, (not ad on flares) factory steel box rockers, steel turbo front fenders, with aluminum 928 fender sections grafted in…all in beautiful high gloss black, with no cracks or visible body work seams. All the panels fit properly. It has a slightly extended tail/engine lid, one piece fiberglass, it looks like a DP tail to me but it does not have any markings on it. 928 H4 headlight system uses all factory 928 parts and works perfectly. Car has a new top, headliner, and rear window, and top boot, top is electric and works perfectly. There a large DP type front spoiler with a minor crack in it from tapping a parking stop. (pictured)

Interior:
The inside is a late eighties time capsule with the large Recaro seats and Gugario steering wheel. It is well instrumented with boost gauge instead of clock, andial intercooler temp gauge, cylinder head temp gauge. Everything is in really nice condition although there is minor wear on some carpet sections where you would expect (around the driver’s feet), oh yeah it’s got a booming stereo with twin carver amps and a 10disc changer too, and built in radar.

Mechanical:
This is the fun part of this car….it is equipped with a 1986 930 turbo engine and 930 four speed transmission. The engine just got a full top end rebuild at 31910 miles (less than 2000 miles) with new OEM pistons and cylinders, complete rework on the dual plug heads including all new valves, guides, springs, all new oil lines, rebuilt fuel distributor, etc. with documentation for repairs totaling over $17000.00 within the last 2000 miles. Engine compartment is dominated by a HUGE intercooler and those of you with a keen eye may notice the very rare OEM 935 12 plug distributor. Has cockpit adjustable wastegate that I keep turned all the way down and it STILL rivals the acceleration of my 996 turbo ! This car is blistering fast and reliable too….roars like a racecar idles at around 1500 RPM….when you fire it up people just smile. Other extras include oversized additional front oil cooler, updated AC, and new MASSIVE 345-35-15 rear tires on BBS 3 piece wheels.

Some history:
This car has an ORIGINAL 33000 miles on it. Carfax shows consistent mileage readings since new to confirm this, and it has no title issues, no wrecks, floods, or other BS. Clean FL title in my name, no liens, no stories. Carfax DOES show several failed emissions tests….no surprise….if you are concerned about emissions, this is not the car for you. Also this car sold on ebay in June of 2002 for $37000.00 (item #1837776380) that was BEFORE the top end rebuild and new top. I’m offering it here starting very low and with NO RESERVE.

This is a well-built and maintained car, but it is sold without warranty. I welcome in person inspections (I think it would sell to the first one) email me and we’ll arrange it…or send a friend or agent to check it out for you. Check my feedback…its real good. Buyer must arrange and pay for shipping. I will assist with meeting shipper on this end. Out of US buyers must arrange and deal with their own customs and border crossing issues. Payment in full due within three days by wire transfer, cash, or paypal only. I will overnight fedex title to you the same day, then you have 30 days to pick up the car, it’s stored indoors. I don’t know how I could make it easier !!"

Fuched Up FUCHS

Hot or Not?

Look at this car. Look at the price. Look at the car again.

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YEAR
1976

EXTERIOR COLOR
Red
MAKE
PORSCHE

INTERIOR COLOR
Black/Red
MODEL
911

TRANSMISSION
4 Speed Manual
PRICE
$70,990.00

VIN NUMBER
9306800430
LOCATION
Pleasanton, CA

STOCK NUMBER
417
MILEAGE
41330

DESCRIPTION
1976 PORSCHE 911, Recent Major Service Completed, New Top, New Clutch, New Tires, Records and Receipts, Too much to list! Looks and drives amazing, a real head-turner!, Engine: 1976 Porsche 3.0L engine with late style hydraulic chain tensioners, upgraded with Andial performance camshafts, larger KKK K27 turbocharger, modified intake plenum with 964 pressure bypass valve for reduced turbo lag, K&N air filter, large Andial intercooler with boost pressure fuel cutoff switch, B&B headers (all stainless steel) with high performance flow muffler, European fuel injection system and two fuel pumps, boost pressure controlled by B&B billet waste gate with 1.0 bar spring., Transmission: Stock 1976 Porsche 4 Speed Transmission, Body/Interior: 1988 Cabriolet with Koenig body and power convertible top, Porsche 928 headlamps with custom Koenig upholstery and instruments. Built in Front and Rear Radar Detector., Stereo: Rockford Fosgate 650 with cooler, removable dash radio and Kenwood 10 Disc CD Changer, subwoofers built into and under the rear seats while midrange and tweeters in the doors., Wheels are BBS 15x10 with monster 345/35/ZR15 Pirelli PZero tires in the back and 225/50/ZR15 Pirelli PZero tires in the front., Looks and drives amazing, a real head-turner! Options: Power Windows, 4 Wheel Power Disc Brakes, Alarm, Cruise Control, Leather, Radio, AM/FM Stereo, CD Player, Premium Wheels"

I know it's blasphemy to pick on an RSR...but I just had to say something about these wheels(!!!)

Who wants to be the guy in the pit crew who has to clean the brakedust outta those spiderwebs?

912 on acid

"PORSCHE 912 1966 5 speed - $5995
Reply to: sale-156115130@craigslist.orgDate: 2006-04-30, 12:56PM PDT- odometer reads 29,982 - original engine runs great - recently tuned up, excellent compression numbers - interior in great shape, nothing missing, (white visors in place, no cracks in dash, headliner great, rugs in place and in decent condition, seat belts in tact and fully functional) - all lights in working order, (blinkers, brake lights, headlamps) - great tires, minimal wear - features colorful psychedelic paint job (depending on personal taste, may require a more modest color to be applied, original color code: 68-66-06-G) - one minor ding in driver's side door - undercarriage pan needs to be replaced, (roughly $500,) I can provide the parts - gasket between transmission and engine needs to be replaced(roughly $200) - Already in excellent shape, this vintage, completely original 1966 Porsche 912 can be restored to near perfect condition with only a few minor repairs. - VIN #- 457001
This item has been posted by-owner.
this is in or around OREGON"

Is this paint to sample ROOT BEER FLOAT?!?

raspberry red metallic

"This America Roadster is one of the rarest Porsche ever made. There were fewer than 250 made between 1992 and 1993 to commemorate the 40th anniversary of the America Roadster. There were only 6 made in the raspberry red metallic(3 in USA)and 4 with matching interior. Porsche only made 16 back in 1952. This car is a factory turbo look, meaning it has the turbo suspension, brakes, and flares. The engine is a stock 3.6L with 247 hp. I have an aftermarket exhaust that makes the car sound unbelievable. The interior is fully loaded with full leather (including the dash, door panel, and center console), AC PS PW CC, and more. I have on the car now 18" Gemballa Cup with chrome lips ($8000 w/tires) and 1994 speedster seats ($4500 with painted matching backs). I have the stock wheels that have been repainted and new tires with less than 1000 mile miles on them. The stock seats are also included. I have an entire sheet of matching leather to match the interior ($2500). I was going to re-do the interior of the car but went to the speedster seats. The top and carpet is less than a year old. The car has 88K, low miles for a 92. All maintenance done in the last 2 years at a cost of $7000. This car is perfect. The only reason I am selling the car is a need for a four seater. My 3-year-old son would like to cruise as well. The car was driven a short distance to work a few times a month. Will sell without after market wheels and seats for $35k or $40k with. Will trade for full amount, partial, or more money out of my pocket. I will not respond to low ball offer, offers of a payment plan, or international scams. "

"1990 Porsche 911 C-4 with Gambala kit - $29500"

"Porsche that is 6 speed but automatic with the women - $44000 (san jose south)"

" this car has been modified"

"1967 porsche 911, this is a project car and is not running. this car has been modified. it has what the parts books call the iroc whale tail that cose $700. the rear wheel wells were flared and look great. this is a 6cyl car with dual tripple webbers. these were taken off the car to be rebuilt and have not been touched yet. the carbs are very clean with all the fennals that most people loose and are costly to replace. there is some rust on the floor boards and the is a spot in the front trunk in the front left.this car has the mags on it now and not the steel wheels with the dog dish caps. (i do not have the original wheels)this would be a nice ride when done. alot of the parts are reasonable in the porsche catologs depending on what you wanted. $2,000 OBO on the price 410-867-9029
this is in or around shady side md 20764"

"BEST OF BOTH ORLDS... "

""GT2" Porsche 911/996 Bi Turbo Wie Body *GT2* upgrades Immaculate!!! - $89999 (lafayette / orinda / moraga)
Reply to: sale-152721671@craigslist.orgDate: 2006-04-19, 5:23PM PDTMileage: 52,000 Doors: 2 Condition: Pre-Owned, Lik New Cylinders: 6 - Cylinders Transmission: Tiptronic/Automatic...BEST OF BOTH ORLDS... Color: Artic Silver VIN Number: 685353 Title: Clean, Clear, Price: $89,999.00 (Reduced from $109,000.00) Description: Dear Ladies and Distinguished Gentleman, We presents a Stunning 2001 Porsche 911/996 Twin Turbo with our Famous GT2 TechArt Type-2 Body Upgrades and a Whopping 550HP Mega Engine Performance Upgrades, Upgrades alone valued at $75K. This Gorgeous Super Exotic Sports Car is finished in the Arctic Silver with Leather Hide throughout. This aggressive yet Elegant Powerhouse is FASTER THEN ANY $280K Sports Car on the Road today. But wait, this is a RARE Tiptronic Twin Turbo so you have the best of both worlds, peel the road off as you rocket over the highway shifting up or down at the touch of a finger or put it in Automatic mode and cruise down the cost with your shifting hand free...if it's a Wife or Girlfriend you have to convince, tell her she can enjoy it as well because after all, it is also and automatic. The is no ordinary Twin Turbo. And lets not forget the Amazing TechArt Type-2 GT2 Body Upgrades. Additionally, this Twin Turbo comes with Big Red Powder Coated Brake Calipers, Crossdrilled Rotors, HRE upgraded Springs, GT2 style Functional Electric Wing, Evo TechArt Type-2 style Front Bumper, TechArt style Side Rockers, tech-Art Style Rear Bumperettes/Valances, Professionally Custom Tinted, Fully Factory Loaded, including Power Windows, Power Mirrors, Power ABS Brakes, Power Steering, Power Doorlocks, Power One Touch Sunroof, AC with climate control, Custom Aluminum Silver Gauge Rings, CD Stereo System, Keyless entry Factory Alarm System, Dual Heated Seats, Dual Factory Chrome Muffler Tips/ Exhaust system, Front and Side Airbags, and get this, So this car is factory loaded, custom loaded and then some, up to $75K in Body and Engine Performance Upgrades. This car would normally sell for over $180K however, here is a once in a lifetime chance to own your dream car for half what you would normally pay for a car like this, Do not let this opportunity pass you by, you will absolutely regret it once it is gone. Best Wishes... Vehicle shown with 19" SSR/Gt custom wheels/Tires that are NOT included in this sale. The OEM stock 18" Hollow Turbo Silver Wheels/Tires will be installed at delivery, and at final exchange of ownership. The Custom Wheels/Tires package can be purchased seperately for $3,999.00. Please Inquire should you wish to own th whole package...Thanks again! Please contact ZlatIIISun@comcast.net or Dial (925) 997-4703 for further information. Please NO Scammers, Dreammers, or Trades...! "

Further proof that Porsche "Speed Yellow" is actually Velveeta

"1977 Porsche Carrera Coupe Custom "Turbo-Look"
Modified 1995 993 3.6 Litre Engine
Less Than 19000 Miles
Rebuilt & Modified Aero Front Steel Slant Nose
Fiber Glass 930S Turbo Spoiler Rear Quarter with 3.8 GT2 Spoiler Wing
C2 Turbo Interior
In Speed Yellow with Sunroof
Stereo, Alarm"

Any ad that starts with "912 RSR"....

"THIS IS A RSR CLONE I MOVING AND HAVE NO TIME TO FINISH.NO MOTOR,IF YOU WANT MORE INFO CALL ME AT (925)565-5095 "

'68 Strosek(!)

"Strossek Porsche very powerful - $15000 (redwood city)
Reply to: sale-146788108@craigslist.orgDate: 2006-03-30, 5:06PM PST$15,000 obo 1968 porsche with strossek kit. ZZ4 motor. needs a starter. Call me at 650 520 8114 must see "